Worst Joke Ever歌词,Worst Joke EverLRC歌词

歌曲名:Worst Joke Ever  歌手:R.E.M.  所属专辑:《Around the Sun》

作词:未知  作曲:未知  发行公司:Warner Brothers  发行时间:2004-10-05

语言:英语  大小:2.09 MB  时长:03:38秒  比特率:80K  评分:0.0分

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Worst Joke Ever文本歌词

Album: Around the Sun
Editor: FlowerSpider (QQ 1878886 ICQ 151476238)
You see there’s this cat burglar who can’t see in the dark.
He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
Says, "I don’t know what I’ve done, but it doesn’t feel right!"
Some things don’t hold up over the course of a lifetime,
When’s the first time you heard that one, 1954?
Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
Give me a minute and I’ll tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever, I never
I’ll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don’t bore me
Now I am floating,
I feel released.
The moorings have been dropped,
The weights unleashed.
Everything is crystalline, simple and free.
The crime of good men who can’t wrestle with change,
Or are too afraid to face this life’s misjudged unknowns
You’re not hurting anybody else’s chances,
But you’re disfiguring your own.
Give me a minute and I’ll tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever, I never
I’ll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don’t bore me, I NEVER
Give me a minute and I’ll tell you the setup
You see there’s this feeling that I’ve heard this one before
编辑于2004/10/05更新

Worst Joke EverLRC歌词

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[00:06.41]You see there’s this cat burglar who can’t see in the dark.
[00:12.66]He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
[00:18.85]Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
[00:23.83]Says, "I don’t know what I’ve done, but it doesn’t feel right!"
[00:31.40]Some things don’t hold up over the course of a lifetime,
[00:43.31]When’s the first time you heard that one, 1954?
[00:49.60]Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
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[02:09.70]Give me a minute and I’ll tell you the setup for
[01:01.63]
[02:14.87]The worst joke ever, I never
[01:08.59]
[02:21.87]I’ll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[01:14.74]Don’t bore me
[01:20.60]Now I am floating,
[01:23.15]I feel released.
[01:26.14]The moorings have been dropped,
[01:29.23]The weights unleashed.
[01:32.42]Everything is crystalline, simple and free.
[01:44.48]The crime of good men who can’t wrestle with change,
[01:47.55]Or are too afraid to face this life’s misjudged unknowns
[01:56.82]You’re not hurting anybody else’s chances,
[02:03.77]But you’re disfiguring your own.
[02:28.24]Don’t bore me, I NEVER
[02:34.12]Give me a minute and I’ll tell you the setup
[02:46.42]You see there’s this feeling that I’ve heard this one before
[02:56.16]